![]() 06/05/2017 at 10:49 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My neighbor pulled up to me in our alley on a scooter. He said “I traded in the van, this baby gets 100 miles per gallon”. I said “Oh, ok nice”, then about 5 minutes later I realized the D&D reference went right over my head. I’m going to go over and apologize.
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That’s the right thing to do. Actually, write him an IOU for a “chuckle” and hand it to him, saying “this baby is as good as cash.”
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You only need to have a quick conversation.
Bring him a Big Gulp and then tell him “see ya later”.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 11:07 |
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I got worms!
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Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber you go and do something like this.....
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!
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On work trip last year, we were at a local bar in Arizona, coworker sees IPA on the tap handle. Asks the bartender what their IPA is, her response “thats our India Pale Ale”. Without a bit of hesitation, coworker responds “hmm that sounds good, I’ll have that”.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 11:56 |
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Despite your title, I read your post about 5 times looking for a Dungeons & Dragons reference.