"Danger" (dangerray)
06/05/2017 at 10:49 • Filed to: None | 8 | 6 |
My neighbor pulled up to me in our alley on a scooter. He said “I traded in the van, this baby gets 100 miles per gallon”. I said “Oh, ok nice”, then about 5 minutes later I realized the D&D reference went right over my head. I’m going to go over and apologize.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 10:53 | 7 |
That’s the right thing to do. Actually, write him an IOU for a “chuckle” and hand it to him, saying “this baby is as good as cash.”
crowmolly
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 10:57 | 3 |
You only need to have a quick conversation.
Bring him a Big Gulp and then tell him “see ya later”.
CalzoneGolem
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 11:07 | 1 |
I got worms!
InFierority Complex
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 11:26 | 2 |
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber you go and do something like this.....
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!
450X_FTW
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 11:46 | 1 |
On work trip last year, we were at a local bar in Arizona, coworker sees IPA on the tap handle. Asks the bartender what their IPA is, her response “thats our India Pale Ale”. Without a bit of hesitation, coworker responds “hmm that sounds good, I’ll have that”.
facw
> Danger
06/05/2017 at 11:56 | 1 |
Despite your title, I read your post about 5 times looking for a Dungeons & Dragons reference.